Music:Duran Duran, "Out Of My Mind (Perfecto Dub 1)"
From "Diary of an Internet-Savvy Cat using OKCupid.com"
Day 13: Success! I have received another e-mail! Waitamminit. 8000 miles away? What language is this? What does "u r 2 hawtt, wan 2 fk?" mean? Is that even English? Where does this person live, Mars? Unacceptable. I shall type a reply. "Rowr! Pfffft!!! HISSSSS!!!!! Growl!" There. Hopefully that has expressed the exact degree of my displeasure accurately.