Chaotic Neutral Human Sorcerer (4th Level) (myniamh) wrote in metaquotes,
Chaotic Neutral Human Sorcerer (4th Level)

Another one.

There was a snippet of a scene with Legolas, Gimli and a whole bunch of hairy manly-men (because as a Man of Gondor you have to give the impression that at least one of your parents was a Yak), that had me in complete hysterics.

Legolas (sounding rather like the Queen mother after she's discovered the little 'present' the Corgis left behind the Royal couch): ...So it's a drinking game.

Men and Gimli (in mid-quaff): AYE!!

Legolas (In an 'I'm slightly curious but still trying to sound manly... um... elf-ly... er... tough' way): And what exactly is the point of it?

Gimli (With the cutest 'I'm not drunk. Yet.' look): Last one standing wins. (*jumps him*)

Legolas then decides that his somewhat nonexistent masculinity has been challenged, and proceeds to... sip daintily from his tankard. With a look of 'ew ew ew this stuff tastes like Warg pee and I am thoroughly NOT ENJOYING THIS, but- Whee! Beer!' (Well not really, but you get the idea.)

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