I open the door. Standing there is a man in a beige trenchcoat and a kid about 10 wrapped up in a winter jacket, arms swinging from side to side. Who are they? What do they w...Oh crap...
"Good evening. I'd like to tell you a little bit about our church."
You can't say anything nasty because he's got his kid there. Which is exactly why he brought the kid along with him.
He asks if I'm religious. I tell him I'm Jewish.
"oh really. Well, you know that Jesus was Jewish?"
No kidding? But his mom was named Mary.
"The bible tells us to pray for the Jews."
"Are you a practicing Jew?"
Oh how I wanted to tell him that I've been practicing for years and I'm now a finalist in the international Jew olympics. I'm hoping to win a gold schmekel.