Irony (ironychan) wrote in metaquotes,
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selasphorus: I just remembered a Christmas song parody I wrote a few years ago for my cat Shadow's first Christmas. I now dedicate it to malytwotails and her two cats.

O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
My kitten wants to tear you down
O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
My kitten wants to tear you down
The shining balls, the twinkling lights
These are all of her delights
O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
My kitten wants to tear you down

O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
Will you last to the twenty-fifth?
O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
Will you last to the twenty-fifth?
For my kitten, she just won't give in
'Til you fall or lose your limbs
O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
Will you last to the twenty-fifth?

O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
When will you understand
O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
When will you understand
That devious cats like her
Shouldn't be around a fir
O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
When will you understand

O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
How enticing are your branches
O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
How enticing are your branches
They won't last, for all too soon
That kitten will spell your doom
O, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree
How enticing are your branches
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