So he took the shots, and the Photographic Distortion Law kicked in again, the one that postulates that every single picture of you that is taken for ID purposes comes out with you looking either asleep, dead, crazy, or all three. I look asleep and crazy. Two out of three is stunning. I look stunning, if only I were a serial killer.
This is such an awesome first impression for the uni registration office! I hope they like me.