And then he says in a low, serious tone, "...watch the movie. It's called What The Muffin." And pausing, he hands me a CD, and adds, "...oh and you may need this." Thus saying he pats me on the shoulder, and walks down the hall, and out the door.*
* THIS IS A TRUE STORY. NO DETAILS HAVE BEEN ALTERED IT IS EXACTLY HOW IT WENT. I SWEAR"