"For his sixteenth birthday my little brother was given a pocket knife with a detatchable thumb drive. So today, as I'm passing him in the hall, he's all dressed up to go out, in his "I Wish I was Jack Bauer" clothes, with a messenger bag and a heavy jacket because it's raining. He stops me in the hall, and pulls out his pocket knife, and hands me the thumb drive. In the next room over, my parents are asleep. All is dark. Thunder rolls ominously from beyond the walls of the house.
And then he says in a low, serious tone, "...watch the movie. It's called What The Muffin." And pausing, he hands me a CD, and adds, "...oh and you may need this." Thus saying he pats me on the shoulder, and walks down the hall, and out the door.*
* THIS IS A TRUE STORY. NO DETAILS HAVE BEEN ALTERED IT IS EXACTLY HOW IT WENT. I SWEAR" -far_from_gondor (QWP)