Yes, I Have One (supremegoddess1) wrote in metaquotes,
Yes, I Have One

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...on a motherf'ing plane

felisdemens meets an annoying character at the pet shop:

Some muscle-boy felt the need to come over and posture in front of the python cage about how he could "take down" a 15-foot constrictor. Yeahhhh, okay. The store owner (?) disgustedly pointed out that the 9,000 pounds of pressure the snake could apply with one coil might be a bit much for Beef Hardchunk, but Beef was not convinced. I predict he will at some point feel the need to test this theory and get his head pinched off by a big annoyed snake - at no loss to society.

QWP, coiling around your neck, here

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