So I walk around, musing over pillows and deciding to wait for a sale when some random guy with some sort of eastern European accent that I couldn't place actually started on me with "would I like to earn extra income?" Yes, just what I needed, a telemarketer spiel in person. That was when I lost it.
Me: Will there be snakes?
Me: Yes, snakes.
Guy: Um, no...
Me: Good, cause I've had it with these motherfucking snakes.
I then walk off, leaving live!telemarketer guy very confused.
It was the best day ever.
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