The Woman in Purple (rainbow_goddess) wrote in metaquotes,
The Woman in Purple

My friend ladynaberrie had an encounter with a live!telemarketer yesterday.

So I walk around, musing over pillows and deciding to wait for a sale when some random guy with some sort of eastern European accent that I couldn't place actually started on me with "would I like to earn extra income?" Yes, just what I needed, a telemarketer spiel in person. That was when I lost it.

Me: Will there be snakes?
Guy: Snakes?
Me: Yes, snakes.
Guy: Um, no...
Me: Good, cause I've had it with these motherfucking snakes.

I then walk off, leaving live!telemarketer guy very confused.

It was the best day ever.

F-locked post here,quoted with permission.

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