elaran (elaran) wrote in metaquotes,
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So much amusement has come from HP wank. :D

From comments on mikkeneko's entry on Msscribe, the Fandom Mary Sue.

nymeria: *Sockpuppets you*

mikkeneko: *Slanders your reputation!*

nymeria: *Provides IP accounts that YOU AND kaltia ARE THE SAME PERSON!*

mikkeneko: *counter-accuses you of PHOTOSHOPPING TEH EVIDENCE!*

nymeria: *Explodes in a puff of illogic*

mikkeneko: *WINS*

*goes on to a successful and wanky career in Hollywood fandom*

nymeria: *Throws a brick at you*

mikkeneko: Is it a brick made OF PROOF?

nymeria: IT IS INDEED A PROOFBRICK. 90,000 WORDS OF PROOFBRICK.

mikkeneko: LIES. IT NEVER HAPPENED. IT IS A CONSPIRACY TO DEFAME ME, I SAY, A CONSPIRACY.

...


YOU MADE A TYPO ON PAGE 4219. THEREFORE IT IS ALL FALSE!

nymeria: I'LL TYPO YOUR MOTHER, YOU LYING H0R.

mikkeneko: I TYPO'D YOUR MOTHER... LAST NIGHT.

nymeria: I TYPO'D YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER... THIS MORNING.

mikkeneko: Crazy brits. *throws marmite at you*

nymeria: *Is beaned on the head with a jar of marmite* x_x

mikkeneko: Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

nymeria: *Sets her bread-pets on you*

mikkeneko: ...

*feeds the breadpets to kaltia's cat*

nymeria: My cat has no legs. MEAN HEARTLESS HUSSY! >;(

mikkeneko: Well, then it's just as well I'm bringing him food, isn't it? :)

nymeria: .. You have a point. *looks thoughtful*

mikkeneko: *kindly allows nym the last word. :)*

nymeria: Okay then, I'll pick a good last word. How about: I WROTE 2,107 WORDS OF PORN.
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