Mornings I have woken up to the sounds of "Let's Pretend We're Elephants!": 3
Disgusting ketchup-and-turkey sandwiches I have prepared: 4
Afternoons spent playing Karate-Chop Barbie, in which Barbie likes to kick and Ken likes to throw himself against the wall!: 49859.
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