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In Which We Learn The Consequences of Inaccurate Slang

In brutal_honesty, following a post about awkward first-time oral sex, this discussion occurred:

jeru: Be glad it was teeth. I know a dude who's first blowjob was literally a Blow. Job.

Had to go to the hospital...poor schmuck.

missjecka: What? She tried playing you like a clarinet or something?

missjecka: I can barely imagine the sound produced by blowing a raspberry on a guy's dick.

sarah_mascara: I'm betting at least some of the sound was screaming like a sissy girl.
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