
"Note to crazy nazi lady: laughing at a joke about your parrotlets being buffalo wings does NOT mean I will eat them! I work at this place because I love birds! And their delicious chewy centers, according to you. Also, making cracks about my overweightness in more of that teeth-melting acid voice of yours was totally unwarranted. Yeah, right, I got overweight deep-pan frying the macaws and making chicken strips out of the naked baby birds in the incubators. What the f*** ever."
(I did censor one word as I didn't feel like doing an lj cut, I hope that is acceptable.)