Bob (whomajigi) wrote in metaquotes,
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tarpo's answer to this week's LJDQ cracked me up.
 
3. The unit of mass (equivalent to 200 mg) used to measure gemstones is called what?

"I wish Gems had a more clever scale of measuring quality and stuff. Like how Hail is measured in Golfballs and piranha eating speed is measured in cows.. Maybe they should measure gem weight in blowjobs... 'Thats a fine Diamond there, Chuck. You should be getting 8 good nights of head for that one!'" - tarpo


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