Why does all this crazy shit happen in my home state? Florida is like a witches brew of insanity. It's filled with the weirdest fucking people. Not "Holly-weird", like look at how crazy & kooky I am with my Burning Man outfit and my Kaballah. More like, wanna see my collection of human pineal glands? Completely unassuming seemingly normal people will be caught doing something ridiculous like raping a tree or cutting off the arms of homeless people.