Robert: Italy just scored.
Mom: Oo, yay.
Me: Yay?
Mom: Yeah, I'm rooting for Italy.
Robert: But you're American.
Mom: No I'm not. I'm Italian.
Me: Italian-AMERICAN.
Mom: Well for the sake of this game, I'm erasing the second part, not shuddup and sit down.
QWP, from this friends-locked entry.