Confession: I am a super hero. Except my power isn't anything useful like eating and digesting anything at super speed, or pulling my own arm off and bludgeoning people to death with it, or even communicating with sea life.
I have the power to summon Blondie. When I was a child I was bitten by a radioactive Debbie Harry. Three times in the past two days, I've walked up front and Blondie have come on the radio. I SEE THEM WHEREVER I GO. AAAAH!!