Antony (shikala_uzuki) wrote in metaquotes,
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chairman_wow fills out a job application

...my mom also got me an application for Costa, the coffee shop. They have the most ridiculous questions in the world.

"When have you delivered great service and what did you do to make a difference?"
Well, after my very successful career as a courtesan at the court of a rich European noble, I spent several years as the butler of a distinguished country gentleman. While in his employ, I saved the world several times from near certain doom and destruction at the hands of extraterrestrial evil. When, upon his marriage, my services were no longer required I relocated to Paraguay, where I have spent the last few years wrestling ninja Nazi warthogs WHAT DO THEY WANT ME TO WRITE? Srsly.

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