
It does not matter what happened in the four hours prior to his arrival, as the moment I laid eyes on that hat, it was like Jesus himself molded himself into a girly head ornamate that just so happene to be on his head. That hat purged the world of evil and angels sang and light filled the grocery store and millions of little Foxy hats rained down around me.
It was beautiful.
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