off jumps jack (prairiedaun) wrote in metaquotes,
off jumps jack

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There's this post by bakedgoldfish where she says:
If you go anywhere in the Carribean and pronounce it like they do in "Pirates of the Carribean" commercials, you're gonna get held up by a big guy with a cutlass. Which is a machete, except not floppy-like, usually.

And then...

Go to Guyana and pronounce it GEE-yana, and you'll get held up by that same big guy with the cutlass who held you up in the Carribean. He'll hop on a boat and follow you there just to hold you up. Seriously.

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