Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle. (shaysdays) wrote in metaquotes,
Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle.

amalthya works a chimp halfway house in the Democratic Republic of Congo. And she shops.

Thank you for shopping at Amazon Congo. We appreciate your purchase of

3 Green Peppers

for 200 Francs (50 cents)

Based on your recent purchase, our affliates (read: other street vendors) have made some recommendations of things that they are sure you would like to purchase:

Dirty Used Kitchen Dishtowel
Men's Underpants
Bottle of Soda
"Donnez-Moi L'Argent"

We hope that you find these recommendations helpful based on your recent purchases that that you will continue to shop at Amazon Congo.

The Amazon Congo Team

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