Me: No. How about tortellini?
Dave: That doesn't sound much like tacos.
Me: I thought italian food was your favorite.
Dave: Well it's like if a straight leaning bisexual hasn't had anything but vaginas in a long time, he might really like vaginas, but he still wants some dick.
Me: ...what?
Dave: DICK! I WANT -
Dave:
Dave: TACOS!