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woodburner and her male discuss dinner

Dave: Let's have tacos for dinner.

Me: No. How about tortellini?

Dave: That doesn't sound much like tacos.

Me: I thought italian food was your favorite.

Dave: Well it's like if a straight leaning bisexual hasn't had anything but vaginas in a long time, he might really like vaginas, but he still wants some dick.

Me: ...what?

Dave: DICK! I WANT -

Dave:

Dave: TACOS!
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