Artemis Jones (rimrunner) wrote in metaquotes,
Artemis Jones
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johan_j is not feeling the World Cup love:

Memo to the Swedish National Team:

See that big thing over there? That big white thing with the posts, the bar and the net? That's the opposing team's goal. No, not that one, that's your own. Ah, good. Now see, what you do is you put this ball - and I know you defenders know what that is; you've been leisurely passing it among yourselves like a bong - into that goal. Yes, that one. It's called "scoring." Say it with me. Scoooooooring. Do it enough times, and you win the game. Hell, in this game, do it ONCE and you win the game. Now, and this is the important bit, failing to do it even ONCE, against a team with TEN PLAYERS ON THE FIELD, a team that SUCKS MIGHTILY, means you suck.

So, in light of recent events: you suck.

The management will now commit ritual suicide with an offside flag.

Thank you, and have a nice day.


QWPOMG.
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