Brain: You don't need that pie. Don't get it.
Me: But I want it. And HP is getting key lime pie.
Brain: HP weighs 95 pounds. You weigh... not 95 pounds.
Me: Are you calling me fat?
Me: You hurt my feelings. Now I need to sublimate my angst with pie.
Brain: Fuck you!
See how I won that? Except not really.
I also have a new zit. I shall call it "Brain's Revenge."
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