Me: tell me mam, how did the truck get buried
Mbr: I was driving and getting wood and it got buried
Me; yes but how did it get buried
Mbr: hold on
Mbrs hick relative: well we were driving the truck and collecting wood when it got buried
Me: oh of course, that makes perfect sense you were driving your truck and getting wood when the evil wood fairies took a giant shit on your truck. Happens all the time sir.