Saeri (skippytoad) wrote in metaquotes,
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kpooka17 works at a call center for roadside service, and has the following conversation:

From kpooka17's locked post, QWP:

Me: tell me mam, how did the truck get buried
Mbr: I was driving and getting wood and it got buried
Me; yes but how did it get buried
Mbr: hold on
Mbrs hick relative: well we were driving the truck and collecting wood when it got buried
Me: oh of course, that makes perfect sense you were driving your truck and getting wood when the evil wood fairies took a giant shit on your truck. Happens all the time sir.
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