And at least you have a name for overreacting now, you know? So it can go more like this:
Person: I don't want to be friends.
Soujin: It's because I'm a horrible person, isn't it? ;____;
Person: What the hell.
Soujin: Cognitive disorder.
Person: Oh. Well then let me send you flowers.
Soujin: ^_^ Flowers are pretty!