Catalytic (catalytic) wrote in metaquotes,
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git-r-done!

The ever-creative cheesegimp has an idea of how to bring the whole gay marriage thing into perspective for Republicans:

For any republicans who might be reading this, imagine how you would feel if there was an amendment that banned all uses of the phrase "git-r-done."

Sure, you might be able to get through life without it, but things wouldn't be the same, would they? A piece of your soul would be missing. You'd feel like a second-class citizen. I can empathize. "Git-r-done" isn't simply a "lifestyle choice." It's something deep in your psyche, something you were born with. Without "git-r-done," you'd be half a person.

That's exactly how gay people feel, except they like butt sex instead of idiot, redneck comedians.

So here's the deal: stop getting so worked up about the sodomy, or Larry The Cable Guy gets shot in the face.

Thank you and goodnight.


QWP, full post here.
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