kauricat (kauricat) wrote in metaquotes,

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ghostworld00 returns from a trip earlier than her roomie expects her:

"Anyway, I came home at Midnight on Monday and picked up my stack of junk mail and went straight to my room, not wanting to wake her up. About 20 minutes later I hear a loud knock at the front door, but what the Hell, she's allowed to have guests and I was not about to say anything to her about it being so late. I then hear a loud knock at my room door and I fling open my door to see two uniformed officers and [roommate] staring at me. Thank God I decided not to sleep in the nude that night! I think I said "Hello, I am legally allowed to be here seeing as my name is on the lease." I guess she thought I was some blood-thirsty robber/muderer/rapist that picks up the mail and then uses the bathroom. I mean, that's what they all do right before they start their killing sprees right? Steal junk mail and then use the toilet."

From a locked post, but absolutely quoted with permission.

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