This is the diary of Laura Palmer. (mordant) wrote in metaquotes,
This is the diary of Laura Palmer.
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faex pondering the origins of salami..


you cant kill salami
once its created it will never disappear
and it will smell like salami for eternity

AND MOSTLY

why do none of the ingredients of salami smell like salami?
because its ingredients are no longer in there, they only open a portal to another dimension where a log of red copperish smelling stuff comes to wreak havok on your bowels

portal to hell
but it does taste ok



SAUCE: http://faex.livejournal.com/79579.html
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