I had an... interesting conversation with my granny the other day.
Her: My rose bush is blooming beautifully this year.
Her: Yes. I think it's because of all the bodies buried underneath it, and it's feeding off of the blood and bones.
Me: ...:D *slowly moves away*
To confirm, she's talking about the bodies of former pets. Somehow, that didn't make it any less creepy.
If that wasn't great in itself, for you Tokyo Babylon/X/1999 fans, one of the tags was "my grandmother is seishirou"