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Over in angryletters , sonnets_ wishes to thank Doug Giles for changing her life:

" Thanks a LOT! I really appreciate all you've done for my views on feminism. Now I know not to believe the other women who tell me propoganda such as, "our bodies our selves", or "a woman's place is in the senate!" or, you know, "equal rights for equal pay" or, my personal favorite, "smash the patriarchy!" or perhaps "feminism is the radical notion that women are human" but that's just crazy talk!"
Actually....
Dear Doug Giles,

Well here I am at one of the most "extreme left wing" colleges in America, and I just so happened upon your blog on this new book that's going to "freak the the femininsts out"

You see, up until I read your blog today, I wanted to major in women's studies, planned on interning at planned parenthood, and volunteering for Hilary's campaign. But your points about that book really, really opened my eyes. Now I see that you, a white southeren christian conservative male, know what's best for me, a white northern athiest liberal female. Thanks a LOT! I really appreciate all you've done for my views on feminism. Now I know not to believe the other women who tell me propoganda such as, "our bodies our selves", or "a woman's place is in the senate!" or, you know, "equal rights for equal pay" or, my personal favorite, "smash the patriarchy!" or perhaps "feminism is the radical notion that women are human" but that's just crazy talk!

So, upon your advice, I have disenrolled from college, thrown out all of my shoes (since I don't need them walking between the kitchen and the bedroom) and cancelled my abortion. I mean, the guy raped me but I'm not a victim! I see this guy as a blessing, I need a baby to fufill me feminine duty to society. And, after all, it was only date rape you know, and he bought be moon overy my hammy at Dennys the next day, how chivalric of him! I mean, I was asking for it, I've got this reputation as a slut around town, and I was wearing a pretty short skirt that night. But, I digress. I'm actually going to name this baby after you if it's a boy!

All I'm trying to say is: keep up the good work, keep on oppresin' us ladies, we love it that way- let's keep the status quo in check.
Your biggest fan,
Katie
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