Yeah, so apparently Tuesday is the "end of the world" which has me all out of sorts and distraught because I'm going to die a virgin and I've missed my chance to have dirty pervy underage sex with Dan Radcliffe. Oh, and, I guess that 3some with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal is out of the question as well. DAMN YOU, APOCOLYSPE! DAMN YOU!
Friends-locked, but quoted with permission.