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"When you think about it, the Bush administration has three basic explanations for everything:
- Queer marriage
- September 11th
- I'ts all Clinton's fault
Their wet dream (if Republican's have wet dreams) would be finding out that high gas prices are the result of Hilary Clinton's secret lesbian marriage. On 9/11.
Although, it does make sense that the current regime is so gung-ho for heterosexual marriage given that we've got Bush and Dick in the White House.
Your handy "Besmirching the Presidency" scorecard; clip and save.
On George Bush's watch we've had foreign terrorists destroy the World Trade Centers; seen the White House's corporate friends and supporters go to jail over fraud charges that decimated a state's economy; and gone to war because the President apparently has Oedipal issues.
Bill Clinton, on the othe hand, lied about getting a blow job in the Oval Office.
So from this we can conclude that-- Hey, look over there! Some gays want to get married!"