alienchrist) wrote in 
metaquotes, alienchrist metaquotes yogurtrifle has recently moved into an apartment near a noisy road.Outside, cars honk a lot. What I pretend is that they're mating calls.
Car: Honk!
Car 2: hay u hawttie <3 h0nk
Car: XD Hooonk! a/s/l?
Car2: 1999/Ford Tempo/6th and Victoria! u?
Car: 1998/Nissan/5th and Victoria!
Car2: <3 hooonk ilu
Car: hoooonk! <3 ilu
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