Outside, cars honk a lot. What I pretend is that they're mating calls.
Car 2: hay u hawttie <3 h0nk
Car: XD Hooonk! a/s/l?
Car2: 1999/Ford Tempo/6th and Victoria! u?
Car: 1998/Nissan/5th and Victoria!
Car2: <3 hooonk ilu
Car: hoooonk! <3 ilu
(from this Friends-only post, QWP)