Rafe (etcet) wrote in metaquotes,
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The spice is the life.

xany has been beset by terrorist seasonings:

note to self: cardamom pods are strong in the way of the ninja. they like to hide in rice pudding pretending to be golden raisins. do not be fooled by them again, for their ninja-fu is mighty, and they will wreak holy vengeance on your taste buds.

cloves, on the other hand, are easily dispatched.

"I'm a grain of rice! really! eat me!"
"No. You are black and hard. Rice is white and squishy."
"..."
"..."
"That's my spooky ninja armor. EAT ME!!!"


Kwip, Flip, do that trip.
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