A Goat with a Warning (meleth) wrote in metaquotes,
A Goat with a Warning

living_is_pain is not good with women

From this entry:

"adam does not know how to talk to girls. ever.

there's the part where you're all suave and confident and having control of things, where you say all the right things and look like a genuinely sweet and sexy guy.

know that part?

adam hates that part, apparantly. because adam avoids it like the plague and instead turns into a frozen statuemonkey who says idiot things and looks like an over obvious obsessive mongoloid goat raper with gangrene on his face. he makes screech from saved by the bell look terribly subtle and james bondian in his wooing. turns ralph malph into a shakespearean lover."

Quipped and all that jazz.

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