Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle. (shaysdays) wrote in metaquotes,
Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle.
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artfuldodger, on the "one-percenter" Christians

Maybe they just snip those parts out of the Bible with scissors. Or they scribble over the word "wine" and write in "Juicy Juice." (And Jesus saith, "My first miracle shalt be juiceboxes for all! Thou shalt not squeeze them too tightly, or thou shalt have fountains squirting on thine tunics, but ye all shall be sure to throw away thine plastic wrappers from thy wee straws in the nearest place of disposal. And ye all shalt not even think about wine. For I saith it is of the ebils.")

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