Squirrel (violetsquirrel) wrote in metaquotes,
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arana_suteshi has a five-year old son:

QWP from this locked post:

Jarod makes a discovery:

Jar: (in the bathtub, panicked screaming) Mommy! Mommy!
Me: (panicked running into the bathroom) What? What?
Jar: Mommy! There are two balls under my penis. What are they doing there!? (big wide eyes and conspirital whisper) I think they're grapes.
Me: ........ (walks out of bathroom) Jason! Your son needs to talk to you!
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