Jarod makes a discovery:
Jar: (in the bathtub, panicked screaming) Mommy! Mommy!
Me: (panicked running into the bathroom) What? What?
Jar: Mommy! There are two balls under my penis. What are they doing there!? (big wide eyes and conspirital whisper) I think they're grapes.
Me: ........ (walks out of bathroom) Jason! Your son needs to talk to you!