One Lab Accident Away From Becoming a Supervillain (offbalance) wrote in metaquotes,
One Lab Accident Away From Becoming a Supervillain

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An Open Letter to a NYC Retailer..

Dear store...

While I do like to think I'm rather secure in my sexuality, do you really need to have the pants I bought from you labeled as "fancy trousers" on the receipt? Calling the shirt "fancy jersey" was bad enough, especially since it was a t-shirt, not a jersey. But fancy trousers? Come on. You're breaking my heart here.

Please don't prove Ian right, and make me end up being metrosexual. Because I just don't have the time required or the effort needed to actually give that much of a shit about my apperance.

Thank you.


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