Greeter: Good morning, how can I help you today?
Customer: I'm looking for ladies' shoes.
Greeter: Certainly, Madam, that will be the 5th floor.
Customer: Up or down?
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customers_suck: alcina2's mom proves that customers have always been stupid
Greeter: Good morning, how can I help you today?
Customer: I'm looking for ladies' shoes.
Greeter: Certainly, Madam, that will be the 5th floor.
Customer: Up or down?
qwp
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fieryphoenix laments Superhero Privilege: I'm a little jealous of how their leader can run around in a sports bra, bulgy tights, and a… -
Remember all those Fanficrants about what your Avatar OC wasn't allowed to bend?
joe_pwnz_pete's warning about headcanons and assumption brought back such memories: People are salty that they made assumptions about… -
cue piano music
(Anonymous): I love the whole "contrasting dicks" thing as well. Like "the other man was thinner, but longer" Like why…
