victoria rose (phantom_angel) wrote in metaquotes,
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customers_suck: alcina2's mom proves that customers have always been stupid

She was working as what is now called a greeter, and reports the following conversation:

Greeter: Good morning, how can I help you today?
Customer: I'm looking for ladies' shoes.
Greeter: Certainly, Madam, that will be the 5th floor.
Customer: Up or down?

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