victoria rose (phantom_angel) wrote in metaquotes,
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der_glitzkrieg's bad_sex

A couple of days ago, my fiance and I are just about to get down to business, sex toys and all ready to go. We're getting into, I'm getting close to orgasm...All of sudden, the fiance freaks out and just kind of yells, "Get away!" and I'm confused, with a dildo stuck in me...

I turn my head and there is a 2-3" long cockroach sitting on the pillow closest to me.

qwp
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