The Stick Clicker (ifeedformula) wrote in metaquotes,
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She had it coming

To the lovely young woman working on her laptop in the public library yesterday when I was there with my two sons:

Yes, you're young and beautiful. Yes, your pants are fierce. Yes, if anybody has the right to flaunt their figure, it's you. But if you make the personal decision to wear otherwise-professional-looking black trousers so low-cut in back that, when you are seated, everyone passing by has a spectacularly inappropriate view of your butt cleavage, please don't start acting all demure and horrified when my 3-year-old son starts asking "why that girl isn't wearing any underwear". It's insulting. Yes, he could have used his Indoor Voice. That I will give you. But damned if the elderly Asian gentleman sitting three tables away wasn't wondering the same thing anyway.

Cheers,
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<i>To the lovely young woman working on her laptop in the public library yesterday when I was there with my two sons:

Yes, you're young and beautiful. Yes, your pants are fierce. Yes, if anybody has the right to flaunt their figure, it's you. But if you make the personal decision to wear otherwise-professional-looking black trousers so low-cut in back that, when you are seated, everyone passing by has a spectacularly inappropriate view of your butt cleavage, please don't start acting all demure and horrified when my 3-year-old son starts asking "why that girl isn't wearing any underwear". It's insulting. Yes, he could have used his Indoor Voice. That I will give you. But damned if the elderly Asian gentleman sitting three tables away wasn't wondering the same thing anyway.

Cheers,
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