From the Book of Genesis 7:3-6: 3Xavier turned to Erik, and he did say, “Erik, thou shalt not wear thy fedora with thine maroon trench coat, for thou lookst a fool.” 4And Erik did reply thus, “I shall wear whatever headgear I favor, whether it be fedora, pageboy cap, or dorky helmet, if it be good in my sight. 5And if thou dost try to stop me, old friend, I shall meet thee on the field of battle.” 6So it was that the two great leaders of the Mutant tribe parted amidst great enmity.
Nightcrawler’s Letter to the Philadelphians 2:1-2: 1When I came into the city, the people gathered around me, astounded by the blueness of my skin, the pointiness of my tail, and the awesomeness of my pirate costume. “Who art thou,” they asked, “that walks and speaks like a man, but seems not?” 2And I replied, “I am called Kurt Wagner, but at the circus of Munich I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler.” And, yea, did I Bamf so that they may witness the Glory, and also to avoid a stoning.
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