things that decay, things that rust (erlking) wrote in metaquotes,
things that decay, things that rust

From pussinboots's latest post . . .

Dear U.K.,

I apologize for the way my President did dangerous experiments that turned your Prime Miniftre (or whatever he is) into a mutant superhuman with the powers of a pomeranian. I also apologize for our dirty Injun tactics in the...whichever war we won to get free of your oppressive yet lucrative tyranny. And I apologize for how we stole all of your celebrities and are keeping them in California like a big kennel built of cocaine and broken dreams. (more)
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