I assume your keyboard contains all the letter of the alphabet, correct? I know mine does so I'm going on the based judgement that most keyboards do. Now please do this for me: If your typing a message to me in particular and you feel the urge to shorten 'your' to 'ur', 'what' to 'wht', 'you' to 'u' or 'to' to '2', will you then immediately staple your balls or some appropriate body part to your forehead. It just annoys me, plus it really does not speak well of your age (
Pain does not = arousal. Period. Now stop asking me these things.