As my strong fanbase will have noted, I'm not really the update girl in the livejournal world. And I think I've discovered why. See, I'm not very good at the anecdote thing. Well, actually, I suck completely. I ramble about the most exciting and relevant things and yet still manage to suck the life out of them until they end up a pitiful shadow of an anecdote, which has no point, yet still never seems to end.
Those of you who have been on the receiving end of one, are nodding wisely at this point, and possibly murmuring affirmations. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of many are more likely huddling in the corner, rocking back and forth and whimpering at the memory.