tatty bojangles (apocalypsos) wrote in metaquotes,
tatty bojangles
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*snerk*

My dad bought a soft toilet seat. It is deep blood red. It moves and makes squishy noises when you seat on it. It is warm.

It scares the hell out of me. I want my old toilet seat back.

If you never hear from me again, know that it ate me.
-- thornsilver
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