"And our Saviour didst speak unto the people, and He didst say "Daa! Na na na na na gach?" and didst tug upon His tunic and show his stomach unto his friends. And He didst reach for the lamp which gaveth light in that place, and Mary His mother spake unto Him "Eh eh eh eh! No!" and He didst make a mess of His swaddling."
Somehow doesn't quite convey a dignity suitable to God made flesh.
QWP from here.