What would happen if we made a trip and only took left turns?
"Tim, isn't this a one way street?"
"Well, I'm only asking because of the fucking DEAD END sign you just passed."
"Well, Sam, it's down to you and me, and I'm the one with the dull pocket knife."
"Haven't we taken this far enough?! Can't we just turn the car around, god damnit?"
"NO RIGHT TURNS YOU MOTHERFUCKER! HAVE YOU NO INTEGRITY?!"
"So which arm do you want me to cut off first, bitch? And where did you hide the lighter?"
QWP, no context beyond a well-put subject line here.