I'll be on the congressional floor to debate a bill or something, and all I'll be able to come up with would be "Oh yeah? Well, at least my name's not 'Byron'. Why don'tcha take that back to North Dakota to suck on, bitch?"
asd109: You'd be a great politician in the UK or Australia. They love insulting each other on the floor.
samethreechords: See, here, that exchange would probably just end with "The floor no longer recognizes the esteemed gentleman from Florida" and I'd have to say something like "Oh, snap, bitch got told."