I'd sell it at the fucking market! Think of how cute it would be in little sealed mason jars with a gingham lid cover and a raffia bow and a cute little card on it that says WARNING: NOT JAM in a scripty font.
I'd call it Jeppa's Own: Original Blend Homemade Menses
*calculates massive earning potential*
jeppa in comments of this thread on tmi_chix. QWP